The Luck O The Irish, or Tim's Birthday

Happy Birthday Sweet Husband o' Mine!

I love you for many reasons of which I shall list.

You have character and muscles.


You are cool under stressful situations, like running a precinct of 325 cops.


You are a badass.

You love Fatness but won't admit it. But you do love Fatness.


You love and support my children in their endeavors, both financially and emotionally you are there for them.


Tim, you are the most talented man I know. I love listening to you play the piano, I love to hear you sing, I love our discussions, I love hearing your passion for police work, I love how you encourage your children to just be happy and do their best, I love your appreciation for the arts, but most of all I love your gentle spirit and kindness.

Happy Birthday Timothy Dan.

Caturday Proclamation To The World

"Hey you, sitting at your computer wasting time, listen up. I have some revelations. Just because your boyfriend or husband wants you to see Watchmen you don't have to. That giant guy with the color of Michael Jackson's skin and loin cloth is creepy."



"The Bachelor sucked this year. I wanted to staple Melissa's lips together so she would stop moving them around. Jason's kid looked like a spider monkey and Jason cried more than a 13 year old at a Jonas concert. Hey Jason, hows your vagina?"



"I'm not done yet, hey, up here. This Twilight shizz has got to end. Beyonce looked like a cow at the Oscars. Hugh J. is finer than a peach from Carolina.



"Chris B, Rush L, Miley C and Pamela A need to be dumped into a volcano. Rachel Ray needs a muzzle. Cats rule dogs drool. Ellen in Oprah out. Jon Hamm is finer than a beach in Carolina. Ok losers, that's it for now."

Michelle Rocks

I guess going sleeveless in Congress for your husband's first important speech is unheard of? This is why I love her so completely. She is doing D.C. HER way, and how refreshing it is! Newsman Jack Cafferty has admitted to having a crush on her, "My Crush On Michelle Obama" hell, I have a crush on her. His commentary is spot on.

Her official portrait.
She is so cool that we need a new word for her type of cool.

The Sween Turns 3

It was a pink pony day and The Sween was in full Sween form.


There was a pinata, and later instructions to Caca not to take any of the candy.


Zach was called upon often to help unwrap presents and to assemble Baby Cutie Pony bassinets.



Uncle Tim was instructed to pull the birthday girl in her wagon.


Sween cut short her pony playing time to spit-blow out candles.


Aunt Michelle was instructed several times by Sween to "COME PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"


Let it be known that all of Sweener's humble servants obeyed each and every request, because well, Sween rules.

The eye of the storm.