Why can't Americans embrace kritten love like the brilliant Japanese do.
Why did I wear my older sister's hand-me-down bridesmaid dresses to every prom I ever attended, and considered myself in the height of fashion?
Why does Tim pretend to hate "The Bachelor" but is front and center every Monday night, soaking in every minute, and making comments like "I don't like Ella, she has a big zit on the side of her face."
Why do co-workers say things like "wow, you sure look tired today" and think it isn't really saying "wow you sure look like a shit-storm today."
At what point in my life did I decide wearing granny underwear with the high waist-bands look good.
Why does Erica get talent, brains and long legs too.
Why does "Jersey Shore" even exist.
Why did my Mother ever think this hair-do was a good idea.