My Idea of Heaven

I was scanning the Internet during work time I mean, my lunch hour, when I came across a photo that brought tears to my eyes, my fantasy. No, not a shirtless tanned Ryan Reynolds rubbing my neck and making me giggle with his witty quips, a kitchen full of cheetahs, beautiful speckled cheetahs.

Nothing would delight me more than to be fixing a sandwich with a cheetah standing on my counter and one lounging at my feet.



Of course they would sleep with me, see ya Tim.







...and then when the cheetahs grew tiresome, I would go out back and roll around with some baby tigers.






Until then, I still have Fatty.