11.05.2008

Robert Sweatinson

Dear actor who will be playing Edward in Twilight,

Please stop ruining my fantasy image. No need to don a douchie knit cap or a short sleeved shirt with a Men's Warehouse tie.

Please take your obviously baked self and remain away from the cameras. I don't want to hear your English accent either.

Vampires don't sweat.

Love,
Michelle

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7 comments:

Amber said...

Yikes. He certainly isn't doing himself (or any of us Edward fans, for that matter) any favors.

Giles Fam said...

Amen, Michelle!

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwww. He always looks like he's on crack. I think he showed up to his bigtime Harry Potter premiere in leather pants and a maroon velvet jacket.

Anonymous said...

I hope this image doesn't ruin the movie for me. I'll be in Salt Lake when it premiers - Ashley has tickets for us for Sunday afternoon.

Anonymous said...

And wait...I just noticed...is that a short sleeve dress shirt???

RPatz, c'mon!

Ashley Rae said...

Eeew. Just sickening. And wrong.

Kristin said...

I don't mind the English accent so much. Edward was supposed to have excellent diction; much better than I've heard in the previews. English would be better than lazy. But dang. I'm not going to look at this picture too close.