I know Bob Costas is an Olympic icon, but could someone please pull him aside and mention to him that dyeing his entire head dark brown while leaving his sideburns gray isn't a good look? Enough.
Enough of the gross Chinese food, mainly the ever popular scorpion-on-a-stick. Every G.D. reporter on TV has brought this to our attention. They pick it up pull a face then gingerly take a bite, pull another horrific face then exclaim "scorpion on a stick!." WE GET IT, it's disgusting. Luckily we got to see Bob Costas holding one too, maybe someone should give one to M. Phelps after one of his races. Hilarious.
Enough of China pretending all their gymnasts are 16 or older. Look at some of these girls, not even a pre training bra would be necessary. I think the one of the end just learned how to color inside the lines.
There has not been enough panda stories. I have seen one, it was done by a middle aged reporter apathetically going through her reporter motions. She was very bored about the entire segment, the shot of her holding one? She might as well have held a sack of onions. Here is how the interview went: (standing next to pen of baby pandas)
Panda Keeper: We have the most successful births of pandas in the world.
Reporter: Umm do they eat anything weird?
PK: No, mainly bamboo is their entire diet.
R: (bored) Oh, well do they eat scorpion on a stick?
PK: No (confused).
R: Do they eat fish heads with eyes, marinating in cow urine?
PK: Ummm no, but would you like to hold one?
R: Might as well since I'm here. (he places a panda in her arms) kinda heavy aren't they?
Thank God the cuddly panda only got a few seconds air time so we could get back to gross Chinese food and her pulling a face as she sampled Sheep Head on a stick.