I was watering my flowers a few days ago when I noticed a big fat pigeon a few feet away from me giving me the stink eye. I tried to "shoo" him away but he wouldn't leave! Later when I told my stepson about a pigeon that wouldn't leave he told me the bird was maimed and that he liked to be held and petted.
I went back outside and took a picture of the poor thing:
The next day (feeling a leetle guilty) I went outside to give him some breadcrumbs, only I was met with this:
I guess a cat got him.
Let this be a lesson to you other trespassers.