Fatness is getting furry again and it's not appreciated. I told him he would be getting a second shearing very soon and he told me to stuff it.
I'm obsessed with the 3rd season of MadMen. Don has never been more sexy and surly. I had to "Madmen" myself. Here I am sharing a martini with Don, draped in pearls, gloves and casually smoking; making sure my foot is turned at just the right angle, saying, "come hither Don."
My latest list of people I would like to stuff in an old VW van and push over the Grand Canyon are:
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Jon Gosselin
3. Spencer Pratt
My idea of perfection is a Diet Coke with lemon wedge, a unopened bag of Funyuns, tv tuned to Martha Stewart who is arranging a basket of hydrangeas, sitting around in pajamas with an array of fashion/pop magazines to peruse. Wait, that's my morning.