I miss the Prophet Oprah, so in honor of her I give you my list.
Fatness is getting older. Is it mean that I look at pictures like the one below and start pondering my next kritten?
Jon Hamm is right around the corner. Will Don Draper actually marry the gappy Megan? I can't wait to hear him yell at his underlings and smirk at their ineptness.
The Voice is better than American Idol
Just because you start an exercise routine and manage to do it for 7 months doesn't mean you will see visible muscle tone.
I saw "This Means War" and thoroughly enjoyed it.
My last mammogram hurt worse than listening to family members telling one another why Newt Gingrich would make a great president.
This hair instills anger in me.
Out of the 14 symptoms of menopause, I have 13.
I'm still obsessed with this one.