Oprah in her holy wisdom did a "Things I Know For Sure" list regularly. Her list and my list differ a bit:
I would like to slap this mug so hard his moles fly off.
My ratio of cellulite to muscle. 100:1
Emma Stone is one lucky B.
The Taiwanese are rock stars. Hello Kitty Terminal. I would pack a lunch and make it a day.
Ryan Gosling is too school for cool. Who else can pull off the sockless loafer and bring a dog onto a talk show, a dog with a mohawk and wearing a sock for no apparent reason.
I'm not sure who is having more hot flashes right now, me or Phoenix.
I miss him. Damn you Matthew Weiner and your contract negotiations.
That Erica and Zach need to get a little more creative in their photography.