Over the years, friends and family have given me advice periodically, some good, some bad, some that has stuck with me for many years.
I share these pearls of wisdom with you.
"Wear nice clothes when you go to the department stores, you get better service."
"Never leave your husband for more than a few days. I never did."
LDS CHURCH INSTRUCTOR (female):
"Always wear just a touch of make-up to bed for your husband."
LDS CHURCH INSTRUCTOR (male):
"Let any final decision be made by your priesthood husband."
PAST GAY BOYFRIEND:
"Everyone should own at least 3 Judy Garland albums."
"Most people don't know shit from Shinola, trust no one."
"Never mix beer and wine."
"Give your cat space and quiet to adjust to his new cut."
And there you have it, any and all advice one will ever need to lead a happy productive, fruitful life.
I would enjoy hearing any pearls of wisdom, family and friends have bestowed upon you.