Before and After

This was taken this morning. Fatness had a grooming appointment at 11:00 am sharp, he wasn't very happy about this and howled all the way there. We were greeted by a very sweet diminutive Asian boy, I instructed him to give Fatness the "Lion Cut" but keep the head area trimmed.


This would be the after picture. Fatness was HOWLING as the sweet Asian boy delicately walked through 3 dogs being groomed. I gave him a $10 tip and asked him how he did. "Werr he is velly raid brack for cat." Poor Fatness did a faceplant all the way home. He would not look at me.


Ahhhh the finished product, he loves his refreshing new cut.

A Day In The Life

A few years back a book was published about taking one day from someones life and compiling these stories in a book. Of course the pictures and stories were amazing and inspirational. Sadly, my day is not, I give you a day in the life of me:


Get up at "zero dark thirty" (as Tim would say) and make my way to this.



Greet my fellow under-paid associates and sit here for 8.5 hours.



After a mind numbing day of ensuring carpal tunnel syndrome, I might do some shopping for my mother.



At home, I might agree to Fatness' demand for new "Stuff on my Cat" submissions.



Then Tim comes home and tells me about his "great day!" and how he is basically saving lives, kicking ass and taking names and changing an entire community while lowering crime rates. Then I consider taking my own life.